50+ Cap-tivating Hat Puns And Jokes Everyone Will Love

A huge collection of the best hat puns, jokes, one-liners, and riddles: the funniest puns and jokes about hats you will ever find!

There are many different styles of hats, such as caps, beanies, fedoras, or bonnets.

Hats are not only a stylish fashion accessory but also a frequent subject of jokes.

If you are looking for funny hat captions, you are in the right place, as I have gathered the funniest hat puns and jokes for you below.

Without further ado, let’s jump straight into the best hat puns!

The Best Hat Puns And Jokes

Hatters gonna hat!
Where do these crazy hat women live? They live in Mad-hatt-an!
These hat puns are beanie-th me!
My father has just been back from traveling with dozens of hats. Do you know where he’s been? Hat-iti!
Do you know what animals love hats? All animals that lay eggs because they have to hat-ch!
What do we call a car that wears a hat? A hat-chback!
The most famous Indian politician and activist who loves wearing hats is probably Ma – hat – ma Gandhi.
Everybody in the town admires the barber. They always take their hat off when visiting his shop.
What does the hat say to the scarf? “You will hang around there, and I will go on ahead.”
What do you call a turtle in a chef’s hat? A slow cooker.
What do you call a sad hat? A somber-ero.
I was unprepared for a pun about Canadian winter hats. It really toque me by surprise!
Why do magicians wear top hats? So the audience can’t see their hare!
My daughter was playing dress-up and asked if I knew where any hats were. I said, “Not off the top of my head.”
Why couldn’t the laptop take its hat off? Because it had its CAPS LOCK on.
I spotted a chap playing tennis in a hat the other day. Think it was Roger Fedora.
I saw an advert saying “Hairpieces from £5”. I thought, “That’s a small price toupee”.
I’m not saying that my friend Fred doesn’t think deeply, but usually, the only thing on his mind is his hat.
What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Which actress does not like wearing hats? Anne Hat-away!
Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats? It’s a little gnome fact.
What do you call a little guy in a pointy hat on a train saying “tick tick tick”? A metro-gnome.
What does a hat salesman drink to get him going in the morning? A cappuccino.
Two hats are on a hat rack. One hat looks at the other and says, “You stay here. I’ll go on a-head.”
Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand? Because they always go right over your head.
What time is it when a hippo sits on your hat? Time for a new hat.
I just bought a new hat with a built-in fan that keeps my head cool during hot weather. It really blows my mind!
Never trust a man wearing a hat. They’re always trying to cover something up.
What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat? A dandy-lion.
Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap? Because there is no point in it!
What does a witch say when it can’t decide which one to wear? Witch hat?
Can you help dad find his beret? It’s an absolute head-scratcher.
A frog always leaves its bonnets and coats in the croak-room.
What happens to a witch with an upside-down nose? Her hat would blow off each time she sneezes.
You look so fedora-ble with that fedora!
Trending items on social media always have their own “hat-tags”.
To make any boat a hat, flip it over and it becomes cap-sised!
There’s a rule that limits the number of hats. I guess you can say they put a cap on it.

I heard you can get rich in the hat market. One day I’ll be a milliner!
Sailors don’t like buying bucket hats because they’re afraid of capsizing.
A hat that says goodnight is a good nightcap.
I have just purchased a new hat. Fedora? No, for me.
When a beer wears a cap, it’s called a bottlecap.
You look cap-tivating!
All top hats are top because if they were bottom, they would be shoes.
A T-rex wearing a top hat is a dino-sir.
When a goldfish wears a top hat, it becomes so-fish-ticated.
Did you hear about the emergency surgery to remove a neckbeard, scarf, and fedora? Doctors were pleased to announce the first-ever successful hipsterectomy.
A dinosaur that wears a dressy hat and a monocle and drinks tea is a tea-rex.
Two psychiatrists are discussing their day. The first one says to the second, “Would you believe I had a patient today who claimed he heard music every time he put on his hat?” The colleague asked, “Really? What did you do?” The first one replied, “I took it from him and removed the band.”

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