A huge collection of super funny mushroom puns and jokes that will make you laugh!
If you like mushroom humor and are looking for some funny mushroom captions, you are definitely in the right place as I have gathered the best mushroom puns for you below.
You can share them with your friends, put them on a birthday card, or use them as an Instagram caption. They are great for kids to use at school too!
On a side note, have you ever wondered if mushrooms were vegetables?
I was surprised to find out there is actually no straight answer.
In terms of nutrition, the U.S. Department of Agriculture considers mushrooms to be vegetables because they provide many of the same nutritional attributes as vegetables.
However, mushrooms are scientifically classified as fungi and as they have no leaves, roots, or seeds and don’t need light to grow, they are not a true vegetable.
Nevertheless, let’s dive into these super funny mushroom puns!
The Best Mushroom Puns And Jokes
- What made the mushroom farmer a good person? He had really good morels.
- How much room does a mushroom need to party? As mushroom as possible!
- What happens when two fungi get married? They become fung-us!
- What did the teacher say about the student’s attempt at making pizza? There’s so mushroom for improvement.
- What’s a vampire’s favorite soup? Scream of mushroom.
- Why does the fungus always win the argument? Because they don’t leave mushroom for debate.
- What do you call fungi that makes music? A decomposer.
- Why was the mushroom invited to so many parties? Because he was a fungi! (fun guy)
- How do you get into the mushroom? Ring the porta-bella.
- How does a mushroom clean its house? With a mush-broom.
- What do you call a book about mushrooms? A fun-guide.
- What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? “Put a cap on it.”
- Why are mushroom children so good? They don’t want to get in truffle.
- What does a mushroom sit on? A toadstool.
- What kind of mushrooms live in the sea? Oyster mushrooms.
- Did you hear the joke about fungus? You won’t like it, but it will grow on you.
- Which vegetable should you have with jacket potatoes? Button mushrooms.
- How does a mushroom car sound? “Shroom, shroom.”
- What kind of room has no doors or windows? A mush-room.
- What sort of room can you eat? A mushroom.
- What’s the only room in your house you can’t go into? A mushroom.
- What do you get if a frog eats a mushroom? A toadstool.
- Why didn’t the mushroom like school? Because it spored him.
- What’s the world’s biggest mushroom competition? The Champignon’s League!
- Why did the fungi leave the party? There wasn’t mushroom for dancing.
- Why do toadstools grow so near each other? They don’t need mushroom.
- What did the fungi say when he was offered seconds at dinner? A: “No thanks, I don’t have mushroom left in my stomach.”
- Did you hear the joke about the fungus? I could tell it to you, but it might need time to grow on you.
- If you want to be successful in life you should always start your day off with a nutritious meal of French mushrooms – breakfast of champignons!
- What did the mushroom get after leaving the party? Fungal infection.
- I was illegally hunting for mushrooms. I have questionable morels.
- Make sure to always be careful when eating mushrooms. If you eat the wrong one you could be in truffle!
- Why did God make mushrooms? Because there wasn’t mushroom for anything else.
- Why would the vegan girl not eat the mushrooms at the party? Because somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
- The mushroom could not wear the shirt because it lost a button.
- I wanted to make a new beverage by putting mushrooms in my cola. I wrote a gist on it for my cooking teacher. Called it my-cola-gist.
- The favorite place to hang out for a mushroom is the salad bar.
- A mushroom that can be easily carried around is called portabellos.
- Mushrooms are really easy to cook because there is not have mush-room for error.
- Never set your password as “mushroom”. It is not stroganoff.
- A mushroom with a lot of spikes should be called a hedgehog mushroom.
- A dwarf had to leave his mushroom home, as it was growing toxic by the day.
- Did you know that all mushrooms are edible? Some only once though…
- I took my final exam on magic mushrooms. I passed with flying colors!
- Why did the mushroom leave the party? Too many fungis came and there was not mush room left.
- Most mushrooms are cool to hang around. Every now and then you will find a skittalky.
- Why did the mushroom’s ex-girlfriend need to call the police? He was stalking her.
- A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
- I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
- Mario does not get bigger after eating the magic mushroom. He gets higher.
- I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
- What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
- I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
- I was going to make a garlic mushroom sauce for my pasta. I realize I did not have the thyme to make it.
- What mushroom is the prettiest? The porta bella.
- How do you tell a good mushroom from a toxic mushroom? Have your friend try it first.
- What type of mushroom is the easiest to take on the go? The portobello.
- Why did the author carry around a book on mushrooms? He was told that it was portabella.
- I once heard you are what you eat. I ate some mushrooms and that turned me into a fungi.
- Where do mushrooms go to fly? The air portabella.
I hope you’ve enjoyed this collection of funniest mushroom puns and jokes!
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